The Olympics

I’ve been watching the Olympics this week and wondering about those kids. The amount of training necessary to perform at such an elite level is incredible and has to start at a very young age. In fact, from what I’ve heard children as young as 3 can sign up for swimming and gymnastics programs. By the time they’re a few years older, they can avail themselves of early morning and late evening training sessions in specialty gyms dedicated to producing the next generation of Olympians. But seriously, at 6 or 7 years old what kid in his right mind really wants to spend 12 hours in a gym banging out floor routines? The only logical conclusion is that it isn’t what the kids want, it’s what the parents want.

Whenever I see those teenage competitors in gymnastics or diving I seriously wonder about their overall mental health. Can you really say that spending hour upon hour perfecting one thing with single-minded determination is good for a developing brain? These kids are trying desperately to please their Type A parents by bringing home a gold medal. Unfortunately, the law of averages being what it is, most of them won’t (odds are roughly 1 in 1,000,000). So why do they do it? I think the parents who push their kids into such a hyper-competitive environment must have some serious unresolved psychological issues. Youth sports activist Bob Bigelow calls it "the Tiger Woods syndrome" i.e. parents think they have to push their little kids earlier and earlier to give them a leg up on the competition.

Have you ever taken a close look at Tiger Woods? He might be a great golf player but he has the face of a robot. When he does poorly he becomes enraged; even when the reason for his poor performance is because he is playing with a broken leg. Such dedication! What a weenie! Clearly Tiger could have benefited more from drinking the occasional six-pack behind McDonalds and sneaking cigarettes with his friends (assuming he had any) rather than spending his entire childhood at the driving range becomming intimately involved with his drivers. What kind of freak can bounce a golf ball up and down repeatedly off a seven iron? That takes a long time to master and it isn’t even a golf skill. It sort of looks to me like a slightly less destructive version of a dog chewing all of its hair off in one spot because it’s stressed out. But I digress.

According to Dr. Charles Yesalis, a Penn State professor of health and human development. "Kids doing sports activities three to five hours a day for five days a week is almost child abuse. When you talk to kids away from their parents, they feign injuries because they're burned out," he says. "They don’t want parents to know because of their financial and time commitment." Ultimately the question to ask your children after getting them involved in any intensely competitive sport is, “are you having fun?” Childhood is supposed to be about fun, isn’t it?